Why not! Let’s do this :)You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
DO IT FOLLOWERS:)
Playing along, because no one ever asks me anything when I do this stuff, so I’m safe.
(Source: saocore)
awwwwwwww
Awww, I almost cried!
“I’m fresh as a Prince & they Jazzy Jeff.”
I feel old.
Jesus Christ, nothing has EVER made me feel as old as this does. Fuck you, Time.
(Source: hiphopsince1992)
danceswithfaeriesunderthemoon:
Mittens Main
Rusty Gordon…It sounds more gross than dirty…
China Cat State. that’s…weird.
Mouse Catfish. Oh no, I’m gonna be in a porno for cats!
Lacy Barnwell….oh yeah..sexy..
Tramp Downscourt. omg wat.
DON’T ASK ME WHY I NAMED MY GUINEA PIG TRAMP OK I LIKED LADY AND THE TRAMP WHEN I WAS LITTLE OK SHUT UP.
Squeezy Columbia.
…what.
Kitter Fulton.
Yeah.
Wolfgang Millwood.
Which, you know… is actually pretty good.
(Source: sherlocksbluebox)
Today, in one image.
Cain. Colbert. God bless America.
Photo by Jason Reed (Reuters)
Stephen Colbert is trolling the balls off the entire Republican political process.
Sometimes when I’m sad I draw stupid things.
Yes.
Oh, indeed, so much this. The first time I saw Serenity I yelled, out loud, in a (semi) crowded theater, “Bastard!” I was too busy stewing to enjoy the end of the movie. I seriously almost walked out. As we were leaving I said to the friend I’d gone with “That mother FUCKER. You’d think I’d be used to Joss Whedon killing my friends by now, but I guess not.”
“so as not to besmirch the reputation and standing of the Founding Fathers.”
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
Okay y’all, =seriously=; I knew white people were gonna lose their goddamn minds if a black man got elected president, but JESUS H. CHRIST, WHITE PEOPLE DONE LOST THEY GOT-DAMN MINDS.
Im making this tonight.
…that sounds really god. When I die from eating this too much, just print the recipe on my gravestone.
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Given that I really, really like food, this is relevant to my interests.
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
Dear Everyone:
Dennis Culver just won making puns, so… yeah. You can’t do that anymore.