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With a Box of Scraps

baconisbetterthanbacon:

fetters:

yitzytaughtme:

movealongmachere:

wannabe-otaku:

Get off my (cat poo covered) lawn!

ahahahahahhaa

is this for real? :D

Not only are atheists grouchy they’re goats.

Currently devising several schemes to trick children into neglecting “God’s Word”.

Woah, Tumblr, way to take me back to freshmen year of high school! My friend Kitty found this website and we used to joke about this all the time! I even had an icon of this goat dude with the words “Jesus hates coffee” on it back when i was active of DeviantArt. Man, after this and Bad Dragon, I am seriously wondering what other internet humor from my formative years is going to crop back up.

P.S. yes this is real propaganda from a Christian website. There’s also a kangaroo called a Kangajew. The part of the website about how one of the pastors has proof that dinosaurs still exist is the best part, tbh.

That’s right, kids, avoid talking to atheists. They might trick you into thinking, and we can’t have that.
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  Oh dear lord. Really?
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  I am keeping this robe on and drinking my coffee, too, god damn it!
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  … Let the adults handle them? Ryan!
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  i believe a God or more (probably more) exists, but they obviously don’t meddle in human affairs. they’re like emperors...
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  Atheists are sad because you continue to use comic sans. Comic sans makes everyone sad.
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  I can only hope I inspire this kind of fear.
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  comic sans…. yep
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  Lmfao, I feel sorry for people who think that being atheist means being miserable. I’m rather content with life.
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