danceswithfaeriesunderthemoon:
Mittens Main
Rusty Gordon…It sounds more gross than dirty…
China Cat State. that’s…weird.
Mouse Catfish. Oh no, I’m gonna be in a porno for cats!
Lacy Barnwell….oh yeah..sexy..
Tramp Downscourt. omg wat.
DON’T ASK ME WHY I NAMED MY GUINEA PIG TRAMP OK I LIKED LADY AND THE TRAMP WHEN I WAS LITTLE OK SHUT UP.
Squeezy Columbia.
…what.
Kitter Fulton.
Yeah.
Wolfgang Millwood.
Which, you know… is actually pretty good.
(Source: barrowmen)
OH MY GOD HAHAHAHA
I dunno,if there’s really a porn with him I’m fuckin’ going to watch it.
His hair is just so damn perfect.
*stifling laughter*
This is why I love this man.
Borussia Mönchengladbach Grasslot… what a weird porn-star name (yes my cat was named after a German football team)
Kitty Higbee. That’s right.
Mervin Blue Line (my gerbil and my first street Blue Line Lane)
I am now called Reginald Biddulph ;)